15 Weird Christmas Foods You Hope You Won't See This Holiday
14. Gingerbread House
Gingerbread, in and of itself, is fine. Its a typical flavour associated with Christmas, with the spices being particularly reminiscent of the Most Wonderful Time Of The Year. And admittedly, theres nothing more fun than decorating gingerbread men in suggestive ways and freaking out your grandmother. And crucially it even tastes nice. However, gingerbread houses are the worst: after hours of frustrating construction, they sit out in the open, gathering dog hair, dust and whatever else on their sticky little shingles, and when you finally get to eat them, theyre as stale as Saturday Night Live. Its like eating sand while getting punched in the teeth, which is about as far away from the dream of Christmas as possibly imaginable.
