16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

10. There's Unfortunately A Law Against Running Over Obnoxious Pedestrians

Despite my many attempts at getting this particularly thoughtless piece of legislation changed, there does in fact remain a law on the books that stipulates a person with an automobile may not run over a pedestrian in downtown Madison, even if that pedestrian is acting like an absolute idiot. And yes, that also includes bicyclists that believe they're above the laws of both pedestrians and automobiles. Apparently they just don't have to follow traffic regulations. Ever. But you still can't run them down.
 
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