16 Problems Only People From Madison Wisconsin Will Understand

9. It's A Beautiful Day In June...So Let's Go Anywhere Besides The Terrace

Because seats are tough to find when it's 60 degrees and windy. If that sun peaks through for more than a couple of hours in the morning, there's not going to be a single chair available by mid-afternoon. (Nope, not even the folding chairs.) On the plus side, since 80 percent of Madison's population will stuff itself into that one location, the rest of the city is yours for the taking.