16 Problems You Only Know If You Live In The Middle Of Nowhere
14. There Are More Tractors Than People
If you drive, you totally understand this point. The one time you actually need to leave the village, you get stuck behind a mechanical mass that's can't be passed, won't turn away, and is actively spraying you with hay.
It's like they actually want to make your life a living hell. They can probably go about 70mph and they are just having you on, making it into one big hilarious on-going joke.