16 Problems You Only Know If You Live In The Middle Of Nowhere
11. You Are Surrounded By Pensioners
You can't miss them, they're everywhere, and they almost always know everything that is going on in your life.
"I heard you were planning on heading out of the village today?" eh how? You haven't even told your own mother yet. Why do they always know everything? They are probably stalking you. That or they are wizards.
The old people of the village always seem to be angry at something. "The bloody pot holes" or "that bush is just getting out of control" and then they hold a meeting in the village hall because of it. They seem to like doing that, find something to moan about then hold a meeting about it. It's like their hobby, it's their Twitter. Let them get on with it.