9. Having To Deal With The Constant Return Of That Poltergeist That Always Seem To Be Lurking Around The Hotel
The cupboards have been moved from the wall, the mattress is hanging off the bed, the curtain rails have fallen down and there's smashed glass in the bathroom but are the guests to blame? Absolutely not. They have no idea how it got this way and maybe somebody had got into their room in the night? Better call a Priest and get this room checked out for a Poltergeist as everything seems to be moving so freely on it's own.
8. Having That One Dodgy Night Porter Who Always Looks Like He's Creeping Around
Maybe it's the anti-social hours or not having much guest interaction that makes this Night Porter look so shifty and a little like a baddie from Scooby Doo; but if you were staying here and met him in a dark, quiet hotel corridor you'd run for you life!
