7. The Guest, The Room And The Never Ending Mystery Of The Lost Keys
Where do the keys go? The second they leave the hotel car park they seem to just jump out of handbags or trouser pockets and runaway. Your guests must spend a lot of time sat on their own doorsteps waiting hours for a locksmith because they just can't seem to manage the responsibility of holding on to one set of keys.
6. Becoming Accustomed To A New Diet Of Energy Drinks
Energy drinks, now where would we be without them? The hotel would have the staff dropping left, right and centre if it wasn't for a supermarket stocks worth of energy drinks to see you through those 50 hour weeks. Bring on the weekend when you can finally put your feet up and get some rest, oh wait - you've got a double shift to cover staff sickness again. Sigh.
