5. Working Part-Time For The Hotel And Part-Time For The National Tourist Information Board
'Where's good to eat?', 'What's the best walk around here?', 'How do I get to the theatre?', 'When was this hotel built?', 'How much for an all-day travel card within Zones 1-4?'. You've grown up in the local area all your life but have never been tested so much until you started working at the hotel and became the King of the Local Knowledge.
4. Bodily Fluids
We won't go into detail here; this common matter we have to deal with on a regular basis has proven to us that human beings are really the most disgusting creatures on the planet.