9. Lemon-Scented Belly
It's a little know phenomenon that lemons are sucked instantly into the body through the bellybutton when placed in close enough proximity. In other news: what the hell was this woman smoking?
8. We're Going To Need A Bigger Bog
You could always try, you know, not eating as much? If you're regularly ejecting something from your backside that has the ability to clog up the toilet not once, not twice, but
five times, there's something wrong with your diet.
7. Ye Olde Milk
The barriers of logic have been toppled and rampant insanity has taken over. What exactly possesses a person to take to Yahoo Answers and ask 'How old milk last summer?' And what does it even mean?