6. Should I Stay Or Should I Go?
Agony Aunt Curtis says: If someone has taken a dump on your face, it's time to send them packing. But you really have to laugh - "I don't know what to do because he has been going through a rough time.... but he took a **** on my face." Classic.
5. Vegan At The Movies
Of course they can't! It is medically impossible for anyone who opposes flesh-eating to tolerate such grotesque fetishism, even in, like, a really good movie.
4. Where De Ice Go?
Who hasn't wondered where that ice goes when you put it in your drink? It just vanishes: it's literally there for a while, gets smaller and smaller, and then just disappears like magic. You should probably blame Harry Potter.