3. I Want Em!
No matter what you say, it's nice to be polite. Well, to attain boobs, you're pretty much either going to need to be a woman, get a female to go near you at some point (as difficult a prospect as that may seem) or - all things failed, you can type boobs into Google and loe about eight weeks of your life.
2. Homosexual Confusion
Someone needs to pay this person a visit with a dictionary and help them to define what homosexual actually means, because it's pretty difficult to be homosexual when you're a man and a woman really, isn't it? Obviously, you can read between the lines, but no matter what he's asking her to put in him and where, it's really not homosexual because it simply does not involve two members of the same sex. It's as simple as that.
1. Difficult.
Finally, the mystery of why people inexplicably type in capital letters has been solved by a tragic fool whose life is quickly unravelling. It's not just that those people are idiots or attention seekers: they're genuinely trapped in an inescapable vortex. These are just the tip of the iceberg with Yahoo Answers. Have you spotted any other prime examples on the site that could be added to this list? Suggest them in the comments thread.