18 Problems Only People Who Look Younger Than Their Age Will Understand
12. Being Hit On By Younger Guys All The Time
Going out with your friends means having a string of 18 year old guys on your tail the entire night. It's all very well showing a bouncer your ID; quite another having to show it to young adolescent boys you don't know just to ward them off because you're ten years their senior. They're always drunk, they never believe that you're as old as you say, and they're incredibly persistent. You opt to spend time in over 25 night clubs as often as you can (although getting in is always a chore because no one will believe you're old enough to qualify entry).
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).