18 Things Only Jurassic Park Fans Will Understand

8. Your Irrational Fear Of Toilets

Jurassic Park and Donald Gennaro have taught you that if you are ever sacred, or running away from something - like say a dinosaur, then hiding in a confined space isn't the best idea you've ever had. You're running somewhere that is essentially the size of a box for humans and if you think that that's going to keep you safe then you are in denial about life.
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