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7. Your High Expectations In Men

You're determined to find a mathematician whose wardrobe consists of dark leather clothing, who is funny and charming with a permanent look of "I'm going to rock your world" on their face. You also have a desire to hunt out every single paleontologist who can rock a blue denim shirt and khaki trousers combo and has the ability to save your life, whilst looking flawless doing it. Clearly these men don't exist as they're not coming up on your radar - a sign that you have been single for far too long (as you have a radar).
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