1. Lyndon B Johnson Was Proud Of His Huge...Johnson
LBJ was kind of a dick. He was a narcissistic egomaniac used to getting his own way, a total bully who was the polar opposite of the universally beloved and endlessly charming JFK, whom he replaced. Kennedy even told aides that, whilst LBJ was his Vice President, the staff should bend over backwards to appease him: I want you literally to kiss his fanny from one end of Washington to the other. Maybe not literally. Especially because Johnson was rather proud of another item of downstairs equipment. Seriously, LBJ was way too willing to show off his apparently massive knob which he nicknamed Jumbo whipping it out at a moment's notice, and imploring a tailor to put extra room in the crotch of his trousers to accommodate the trouser snake. He also used his woopsie to, allegedly, take a leak on a Secret Service agent's leg, claiming it was his prerogative. Just so you don't think Dubya was the biggest dick in White House history...
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