20 Passive Aggressive Notes From Hilariously Outraged Housemates
18. Insect Manoeuvres
Pretty nifty tactic if you live with unhygienic ants, eh? And they read English of course. Still, not sure theyll be able to lift those sponges, even with their mighty ant strength. Also, for some reason dont trip has been written on a vertical section of tiling. How are they going to trip? Its factory smooth.
17. Cats Got Your Tongue?
Even animals can leave passive-aggressive notes, so watch out. Maybe someone should tell this kitty that a "you made it dirty, you clean it up" policy might be in order. I'm sure anyone who's owned a dog has seen it lick...actually let's not go there. Credit due though, he/she certainly looks guilty, just look at that hangdog expression. And full marks for punctuation and spelling, there are plenty of humans who'd score less. Speaking of which...
16. Toilet Tantrum II
Beware: when you get upset and emotional, your spelling goes right down the toliet, sorry toilet.
15. The Subliminal Approach
You already know your tenants are a bit touchy, so you want to get your message across in such a subtle way that they won't even notice they've read it. Sure they might feel a flush of unexplained stress any time they mouse-over the connection icon on their laptop, but that hostility's never going to come back at you, dear author. Personally we think whoever configured this is a mastermind. Ten bucks for anyone who can give a better idea of how to unconsciously program tenants.
14. Never Underestimate The Right To Reply
When the day comes that a hideous race of yoghurt-based mutants roams the earth, at least we'll know who was responsible. This makes a good example of how open questions may come back to bite you in the posterior. There will be some more examples of how grumpy messaging not only fails but makes you look like a chump coming up.
14. Catering 101
In response to the enraged author of this note, you can. although we wouldn't expect it to taste especially marvellous after it's become all moist and frosty. That said, if soggy toast is the worst thing you ever find in a shared refrigerator, you should count yourself astonishingly lucky.
13. Dirty Minds, Dirty Dishes
Heres a foolproof plan: if your boyfriend and one of your sharing-buddies ever have a steamy session in the kitchen, you can get back at them by doing your housemates dishes. I think thats how the logic of this message unfolds right? Or maybe this housemate is threatening to shag the other's boyfriend? Life is so confusing. Seriously though, a good effort; original, humorous and straight to the point. Wed give it a B+. Speaking of which...
11. Schools Out
No need to grade this one, someones beaten me to it. Although, you can add to that "take under consideration," which should be "take into consideration." Spelling and grammar breaks down when you get emotional, so heres a tip for the uninitiated: next time you have to put pen to paper, type it out in Word first and let those ingenious green and red squiggly lines save you from embarrassment.
