20 Passive Aggressive Notes From Hilariously Outraged Housemates
10. J.R.R. Tolkien Wants A Word
My money's on Frodo.
9. Better Watch Your Back
Obviously a fan of Liam Neeson, looks like this share-mate is completely Taken with him. It's surprising movie quotations don't appear more often in sparring house memos. "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn,", "You can't handle the truth" and "Show me the money" surely all could make some significant contributions to roommate culture.
8. Framed Again
This might be hanging on the wall of Tate Modern one day. Looks like an early Marcel Duchamp to us. The yellow stains of the sink suggest a broken narrative of domesticity tarnished by time and neglect, whilst the brown flecks of some unidentifiable substance that congregate around the plug add a theme of mystery; a certain je ne sais quoi if you will. Being a passive-aggressive housemate might make you millions after all.
7. Hamster Horror
Not many people know the date and time of their death, so this hamster owner can consider themselves pretty lucky. Could be a bit harsh on the hamster though. Of course, if there are two hamster owners in this house, the wrong one might get killed. You have to consider these things you know when youre a responsible housemate/pet owner.