20 Problems Only People From Durham Will Understand

17. Nightlife Options Are Terrible

Yeah, laugh it up Newcastle residents: you've got the nightlife, you love to boogie. Sadly, for those who come to Durham expecting the same thing, the closest you can hope for is Klute in Durham, The Hoskins in Darlington, Bishop Auckland's hilariously mis-named Monaco and anywhere in Chester-Le-Street, where you'll be lucky to get home with your teeth.