17. Recipe Books Are Your Version Of Erotic Novellas
Oh, look at all those gorgeous, golden globules. There's nothing more titillating than thumbing through a culinary bible filled with provocative photos of pesto crostinis and lamb tagines. Not to mention that sticky honey chicken.
16. You're Known To Go A Bit Over The Top In Restaurants
So you're a bit over-enthusiastic about being in TGI Fridays, so what?
15. And Christmas Just Gets All Too Much For You
Christmas is a time to spend with friends and family... and food. Mainly just food.
14. Watching "Fat TV" Shows Actually Makes You Hungry
Shows like "The Great British Bake Off" are made for lip-licking viewing, but when you find yourself craving a 20-inch pizza after watching "Supersize Vs Superskinny" or "Embarassing Fat Bodies", you know you've gone too far. All sympathy for the half ton man goes out the window as you dial for a Dominos. Erm, that programme was designed to put you off food, you know?
