13. Your Instagram Has More Photos Of Delicious Meals Than Photos Of Your Family
Screw selfies and photos of your loved ones, take a good look at this sizzling beef taco. This is what the Internet was really invented for. If that didn't make your day while browsing through Instagram, have a radiantly filtered banana pancake.
12. You Forget To Speak To Your Guests At Dinner Parties
Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of this exquisite burrito.
11. You Never EVER Share Food
With anyone. Forever and ever, Amen.
10. You Speak To Food More Than Is Probably Healthy
The words "I want you inside me" are uttered on a regular basis, and it's absolutely definitely not in a dirty context. In fact, it's not even to a person... it's to pizza.
9. You Totally Judge A Partner On Their Eating Habits
Dating someone without a mutual love of food is just not going to work. Unless they allow you to eat their significant amount of leftovers, that is.
