10. "What If They Don't Turn Up?"
What if they do what you didn't have the guts to do ten minutes before you were due to leave and they don't turn up and leave you sitting there like a sour lemon. Common courtesy is to cancel at least twenty four hours in advance so you can get on with your life but when you arrive and are left sitting there like a kn*b for an hour and a half, you will be bitter and you will struggle with the idea of finally eating in a restaurant by yourself because you're so damn hungry. What a waste of a shower and deodorant...