9. "How Do I Greet Them?"
So you finally meet each other in the bar or in the street and you need to smile because if it's rude if you don't whilst walking over to them and then they stop walking and stand in front of you. Do you go in for the kiss on the cheek and pretend that you're into the European thing and even then do you go in for one or two? If they're really attractive then you're screaming for the two but everyone apart from the Italians think that's weird. So instead, you play with the idea of a handshake or a hug and before you know it several minutes have went by as you've been thinking of all of these different scenarios in your head. What does it all mean?