20 Stupid Problems You Have No Right To Complain About

4. Having To Straighten Up Before The Cleaner Comes

major payne no sympathy Universal PicturesWhere even is the logic here? A cleaner's job is to clean. That's what you pay him or her for. So why should you take time out of your very busy life to straighten up your space before the cleaner cleans it? What is the point of that? Someone whoe entire career revolves around cleaning shouldn't have any trouble taking a few extra minutes to pick up dirty socks and old crisp bags, so why should you do it? Plus, if you're doing the cleaning, what are you paying a cleaner for? They should be paying you for making their job easier! Sigh. Have you ever heard of common courtesy? It's not fair to give someone a heavier workload simply because you were too lazy to toss your dirty t-shirts in the hamper. Be responsible for yourself. Also, if you does your cleaning for you, you are ridiculously lucky. Appreciate that.

3. When TV Commercials Last Longer Than You'd Like

downton abbey stop whining maggie smithCarnival FilmsAll you want is to watch an episode of this programme, not sit through a marathon of adverts. One commercial would be alright, but seven full minutes? That's completely unreasonable. Companies should realise that they are wasting precious minutes of your life, minutes that you can never get back. And those minutes add up! If, at the end of your life, you find yourself regretting not having time to do things, you can probably blame all those lost minutes spent suffering through television commercials. You hear that, companies? You are directly responsible for all of life's regrets! Drama queen. Adverts are a part of life. If you don't want to sit through them, don't watch the telly. Otherwise, deal with it.
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