20 Stupid Problems You Have No Right To Complain About

6. When All The Convenient Parking Spaces Are Full

cry me a river sarcasm Why can't all the parking spaces be convenient parking spaces? You were so excited about coming to this store until you arrived and realised that you would have to park in what might as well be the Sahara: a vast expanse of spaces that, while empty, are way too far away from the store's entrance to be considered viable options. Nevertheless, the cruelty of fate has resigned you to parking out in the middle of nowhere. Everything would be solved if there was only some miraculous piece of technology that could transport you from your car out in Siberia to the doors of your destination. Wait a hot second, there IS such a technology! They're called legs, and guess what? They're attached to your very own body, and their main purpose is to transport you to and from various locations! All your problems- not that you ever really had a problem- are solved.

5. When The Air Conditioning Is Too Cold Or The Heat Too Hot

louis tomlinson fake cry one directionOne DirectionThe temperature isn't perfect? Well, this certainly will not do. But, of course, adjusting the thermostat isn't that easy: turn the knob one way, it's Antarctica; turn it the other way and you've suddenly descended into hell itself. It's like your home has it out for you, isn't it? In fact, that's probably exactly what's going on: your house has become self-aware and has decided get rid of you, either by freezing or burning you to death. The only thing to do short of packing up and moving away is to loudly voice your concerns and hope that someone takes notice before it's too late. Or you could not do that. Instead, you could choose to be happy that you have any power at all over the temperature. You could also simply put on an extra jumper or swap your jeans for shorts. Just stop your bellyaching.
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