20 Stupid Problems You Have No Right To Complain About

2. When There's A Wait At Your Favourite Restaurant

supernatural bobby boo hoo princess sarcasmWarner Bros. Television DistributionWhat do you want? Food! When do you want it? Now! It is so inconsiderate for all these other patrons to be in this restaurant right now; can they not sense how hungry you are? Are they trying to torture you by making you wait and forcing you to watch others eat while you remain unfed? This is cruel and unusual punishment is what this is! Forget about "first come, first serve." You're here, you're hungry, so you should be fed immediately! This is an outrage! Oh, calm yourself: you're not the only waiting customer in the world, and you're certainly not the only hungry person. And, more importantly, you aren't going to die of starvation before the restaurant staff is able to serve you. Pipe down and wait your turn.

1. Blowing Through Your Allowance/Pocket Money Too Quickly

sarcastic pity sarcasm BBCNothing kills happiness faster than reaching into your wallet for money and finding only a few pence and pieces of lint. Where did all the money go? Well, you did buy those sunglasses, bags of crisps, the new Ed Sheeran album, some colorful socks, and eight boxes of Jaffa Cakes. But those were all highly necessary purchases that couldn't be avoided! Oh, economics are so irksome! Why can't money be infinite? Or better yet, why can't things be free? That would be brilliant, and prevent unfortunate mishaps such as this. Yea, that's it: this whole mess is economics' fault. Ha. My friend, you and your lack of self-control are entirely to blame in this situation. Throwing money this way and that without a care in the world? Not the best decision. Next time you're fortunate enough to have extra money on your hands, do better. Are there any first world problems you hate hearing about that weren't on the list? Or do you think that some of the points don't deserve to be here? Sound off in the comments below!
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