20 Stupid Problems You Have No Right To Complain About

20. The Remote Being Just Out Of Reach

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19. The Supermarket Being Out Of Your Favourite Snack

supernatural dean winchester jensen ackles castial misha collinsWarner Bros. Television DistributionOh, god- the shelf is empty. Well, that's it, you're going to starve. There is no hope anymore. After all, it's not like you're in a building full of food or anything - who's even heard of such a thing? And it's not like there are three other buildings full of food in the immediate area, giving you countless snack options. That's just ridiculous. No, because this one supermarket doesn't have this specific product, the whole world is ruined, and all problems pale in comparison to the distinct lack of snacky goodness in your mouth. It might be cliche, but there really are starving children in Africa - and all over the world - so, for heaven's sake, just shut up. And anyways, the store will be restocked in, like, a week, so you can probably survived.
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