18. When Bottled Water Gets Warm
NBCUniversal Television DistributionWarm water? What an absolute catastrophe. Do you think you'll make it through this troubling time? I mean, you could just put the bottle in the fridge for a spell, or buy a new, cold bottle, but it's much better to instead continue moaning about how inconsiderate the science of thermodynamics is to have set this devastation upon you. And you should definitely take this as personal affront: the fact that your water is no longer an acceptable degree of coolness is unquestionably an attack on your sanity and spirit. Or maybe you could, y'know, look at the big picture. There are 780 million people in the world without access to clean water, much less packaged water that is free of contaminants and harmful bacteria. Now, does your "problem" really seem that severe?
17. The Wi-Fi Not Loading "Fast Enough"
NBCUniversal Television DistributionThat little, spinning circle is so cruel, taunting you with its tiny, rotating smugness as it tells you, "Nope, not yet. You have to wait." Seriously? You do not pay for this whole internet thing to wait. Waiting is for queues, not for casual online browsing! This is an instant world; there should be no delays, no hang-ups, and, by god, absolutely no waiting. Does the wi-fi not realise how ridiculous it is being? You don't have time for this "waiting" malarkey; you have e-mails to check, games to play, and WhatCulture articles to read! Argh, this is the worst. Oh, boo hoo: so the magical service that brings you information, communication, and entertainment whenever you please is running a bit slow. Get over it! Wait the few extra seconds and move on with your life. It's not the end of the world.