14. One Person Will Keep Leaving To Change Clothes
In a perfect world the pre-drink area would be sacred. You'd enter and leave as a group, but the few hours in between would be an unbroken bonding experience between you and your friends. There's always one though. This person didn't realise EVERYONE else would be wearing heels, so they changed into an entirely new outfit. Then their new shirt fell victim to a stray glass of red wine, so now they've gone to change into a third alternative. Then they'll decide that the original was better after all, and so on...
13. The Housemate With Work In The Morning Will Utterly Flip Out
You do feel sorry for your flatmate, you really do. They make you appreciate the fact that the rest of the gang have the day off tomorrow. But was there really any need for them to burst into the room and bellow at you all to keep it down? You'd only been blasting "Summer Pre-drinkzzz 2k14" for the past two hours or so, and that's a bloody good playlist anyway - they should be thankful. (Here's a tip: try and convince them to come out anyway. This has about a 50% success rate, regardless of how early they start in the morning).
