There is no worse feeling than looking at the clock, seeing that it's 10 minutes until close and then having some tosser stagger up to you and demand 4 Cosmopolitans and 3 Manhattans. Who even drinks Cosmopolitans anymore? You make the drinks, even though he's clearly too hammered to taste anything by this point. And you seethe quietly about all the extra washing up he's given you when you could be heading home.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
