You shouldn't have to worry about keeping actual grown-ups away from fire but you absolutely do. Candles on every table seems like a lovely aesthetic but by the end of the shift, it's just a graveyard of wax and singed coasters. Not to mention the super fun people who decide to make "art" out of the table settings. If the smell doesn't drive you crazy, scraping melted plastic off a table at 1am probably will.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
