Regardless of how professional you try to keep things, some customers will always associate the person who gives them delicious liquor with sex. Still, having a nice chat with someone you're serving is fine, especially on a slow shift. But the guy who won't take "Sorry, I'm too busy to chat" for an answer when there are clearly 50 people waiting to order and you are sweating profusely and sticky from spilled beer? That guy needs to be sat down and told about boundaries...preferably at some other bar.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
