13. So Much Military Equipment
Reddit/20th Century FoxYeah you joke but this is actually how Rambo started. And he wasn't the good guy in First Blood.
12. A Huge Magnet
Reddit/Warner Bros.We always thought Wile E Coyote mainly got around on roller skates and/or giant rockets taped to his back, but maybe we're wrong. Maybe sometimes the poster boy for Acme tries to board a plain with an enormous magnet, because the Roadrunner's gone off on holiday somewhere. That is the only reasonable explanation we can come up with for why somebody would do this. Because they are a cartoon character. That's the mind of a genius. Have brain, will travel.
11. A Chainsaw
Reddit/Bryanston PicturesSometimes Leatherface just gets tired of carving up teens in the same Texan locales all the time. The dusty desert landscape, the dry heat, the pushy family members. At least when he takes his murder weapon of choice onboard he has the good sense to empty the gas tank. That thing could go up in flames in a pressurised cabin! And the last thing you want is for your chainsaw to kill people.
10. A Flamingo
Reddit/RedfunnelThat's why the
Manfred Mann reunion got cancelled, then.