17. A Fifth Of Vodka
Reddit/VevoCare him to fly? No. Nobody does. Downing a fifth of vodka and consequently suffering a cardiac arrest is not the best way to convince them you're a reasonable guy. Still, he made up for whatever losses he suffered from his unused ticket with a free trip to the hospital, so at least his weekend wasn't a total wash.
16. Kegel Weights
Reddit/Image ComicsThere comes a time in a boy's life when he needs to be taught about the birds and the bees, for his parents to sit him down and have "the talk". That talk should never, ever include kegels, or the reason why - for example - your mother would do them. We know that sex education isn't particularly great, but this is not an area it needs to improve. The absence of kegel talk is a-okay.
15. A Head
Reddit/Warner Bros. TelevisionHey, mile high club huh? Getting head on an...wait, you just took an actual head on a plane with you? Okay, so not an "actual" head but as near as dammit. And you didn't think that was gonna be questioned? Good for you for being so confident, we guess. Confident or crazy. Either or.
14. A Dalek
Reddit/BBCHey, hey, this one was lucky that that Thai security guards didn't exterminate them, eh? Eh? And that they didn't do any of those invasive body cavity searches, because they sound really horrendous. Especially when they use a plunger.