20 Things The World Would Be A Better Place Without
18. Honey Boo Boo
I know what youre thinking what the hell is a Honey Boo Boo? Welcome to the decay of Western Civilisation a TV programme about a mouthy, porcine child and her family of dumb-dumbs. Alana Honey Boo Boo Thompson is a child beauty pageant contestant, exploited by her stay-at-home mother and family of rednecks. She comes out with some quotes that make you proud to be a human, such as I wish I had an extra finger, then I could grab more cheeseballs. Adam Levine hit the nail on the head when he expressed his hatred for the train wreck of a show:
Just because so many people watch the show doesnt mean its good. So many people witness atrocities and cant take their eyes away from them, but that doesnt mean theyre good. That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. Thats. Ever. Happened.
17. Crumbs In Bed
Words to use in court that will let you off any sentence: There were crumbs in my bed, Your Honour. Mattresses would be much more efficient if they came with a crumb- extractor fan, don't you think? The joy of eating biscuits and nachos in bed is suddenly snatched horribly away by the ultimate vexation of Doritos residue between your thighs. No matter how many times you shake those sheets, you're stuck with those crumby devils. Oh, the anguish.
