6. The Panic When You Lose Them
You've either dropped, misplaced or completely forgotten about the location of your glasses. If you fall over and they fall off your face and although they are back on your head within thirty seconds, it was the longest thirty seconds of your life. You promise to yourself and the gods that it won't happen again, that you'll be extra careful and will always keep them in a safe place. You keep this up for about three days and fall into your bad habits of being carelessness and end up leaving them in the steamy bathroom after your shower.