16. The Problem Of 3D Glasses

Not only were you late going into the film but the fine establishment you're in has allocated seating. The trailers have ended and the lights are down: challenge accepted. Not only is it a struggle to see where you're going, the film is in 3D and you have to sit there with two pairs of glasses on just so you can watch the film; this is after the fight that you've just had with yourself trying to get the 3D pair over your much needed frame. If you're on a first date, just accept that it isn't going well.