21 Signs You're In A Committed Relationship With Wine

11. It Doesn't Matter How Bad Your Wine Hangover Is, You'll Never Say No To It In The Future

Like any relationship, we need to keep it slow and steady. At times, we can over-do it, and love can leave you feeling a a little tender in the brain, heart, and stomach regions. That doesn't mean we'll ever give it up. Wine is bottled poetry, after all.

10. Your Wine-Loving Friends Are Both A Beautiful And Terrible Influence

As much as you and your mates talk about drinking less and getting healthy; the little devil in a bottle will always find it's way to you. Like sharks to prey - if your bezzies are diving into the Cabernet, you're totally getting in on that action. You'll only regret it the morning after, as you pursue an eight hour shift with a post-wine head. Ouch.

9. You're Highly Offended By Wine Measurements In Pubs And Restaurants

You call THAT a large glass? Bitch, please.

8. You Don't Understand How People Can Keep Wine Cellars

All that beautiful, expensive, vintage wine. What kind of person are you if you just leave it to collect dust in the cellar? We're only jealous that we can't afford a whole room of it ourselves.