21 Struggles Only Insomniacs Will Understand

6. Moving To The Other Side Of The Bed For A Change Of Scenery

Sometimes, even a sleepless night requires a holiday. The most efficient destination lies at the other end of the bed. Switch it up a bit. Go mad. Grab those pillows, throw them to the other side and have a bit of a break. Go on, you deserve it.

5. Focusing On Your Heartbeat

The heartbeat of a human is usually an utterly silent factor in the battle to cross over into the world of dreams. But at times, you'll start to feel the need to listen to your pulse €“ whether it's to check if you're actually still alive, or just to pass the time €“ and it'll drive you insane. Suddenly you're either the main character in The Telltale Heart, driven mad by the loud thumping inside your ribcage, or €“ if you're one of those people that sadistically enjoys your insomnia €“ you might dance, silently rap over the top and start to plan a new career. "They call me MC Insomniac..."

4. When The Cold Side Of The Pillow Goes Warm

It's a sanctuary. It's an oasis of refreshing calm. But most of the time, as the hours pass by, what once was a solitary ray of light in a wide eyed night, becomes yet another burden to bear. And no, ice cubes aren't a solution.
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