21 Weird Phobias You Won't Believe Are Actually Real
8. Teenagers
Although, hang on; they stink, they're mostly surly, and their hormones make living with them like trying to seduce a grizzly bear - you really can't tell what the outcome might be, but it probably isn't going to be pretty.
7. Getting Married
No doubt invented by someone who developed cold feet enough to demand a Doctor's Note.