22 Amazing Fictional Swear Words Everyone Should Use In Real Life

6. Gritsucker (Discworld)

An ugly name given to dwarves by those who aren't dwarves in Terry Pratchett's Discworld books, we certainly wouldn't advocate the use of gritsucker against any real-world minorities, but it's certainly a fun word to call your mates if you want to both insult and confuse them in one fell swoop.

5. Drokk (2000 AD)

Another catch-all expletive used by Judge Dredd and the inhabitants of Mega-City One, drokk can be used in a variety of situations, whether you're being attacked by mutant sewer rats, firing on a gang of mutants or just really busting for the nearest portaloo.

4. I Seem To Be Having Tremendous Difficulty With My Lifestyle (The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy)

On the surface, "I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle" doesn't sound insulting at all. But as we've learned with previous Hitchhiker's Guide entries on this very list, the most seemingly innocuous words can have incredibly obscene meanings when translated into alien languages. And apparently, "in the Vl'hurg tongue..." I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle is "the most dreadful insult imaginable," so just watch who you moan about your job or spouse to in future...