22 Problems Only People From The North East Will Understand

13. Being Looked At Like A Psycho If You Talk To Strangers Down South

gifs-for-the-masses.tumblr.com Rule Number One for a Northerner down South: don't talk to strangers. Not for the reasons you were taught at school; but because the stranger in question will automatically envision you with a Patrick Bateman grin, wielding an axe.
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