22 Things Only Australians Living In London Will Understand
16. You Have Flatmates, Not Housemates
Soooo...this is it, huh? This is the whole place? No, no it's really nice just... how many of us are living here? Uh huh, uh huh. And a shared garden is what exactly? Interesting. And- sorry, just want to be totally clear here- we are paying how much for this converted council flat designed by a 60s architect who hated humans? Really. That much. It's just...don't get me wrong, renting at home isn't cheap but there's this little thing called a terrace house and we don't throw the word "subdivided" around so freely. Any chance we can get some money knocked off because of this damp problem? Why are you laughing?
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
