20. Why Do You Need To Wear Formal Clothing?
No one can see you, you talk to people on the phone, so why do you need to go into the office - that only employees can access - wearing a formal suit that you're not even comfortable in? You argue with your boss that you would probably be more productive if you were able to wear casual clothes that you felt comfortable wearing. But of course, this is a ridiculous and irrational conclusion that reflects exactly how unprofessional you've become, or something.