13. You Hate It When People Walk Behind You
You're so self conscious when people walk behind you, especially when you're walking up stairs and you can just feel their eyes burning into your backside and you're worried that they might just faceplant your bum. But at least it will be a soft landing. You probably begin to walk a little differently than normal as you become so self conscious that your behind is sticking out a bit too much so you try to keep your legs straighter than usual and because you're climbing stairs, you just look weird.