5. The Time Is Now 7:55 And This Store Will Be Closing In 5 Minutes
Oh the joy, the true elation, it's finally over! Eight hours of hell are finally coming to an end, and all that's left is to tidy the unholy mess left by the customers for one final time. But wait...
4. The Stragglers
SON OF A... Why!? Why would you leave paying for your shopping until the store has closed? Now we all need to stand around like lemons, waiting for your £425 sale to go through, finally allowing us to leave about 3 minutes before our next shift starts.
3. Fitting Room Shenanigans
There's no dressing this up: people who use the fitting rooms as an emergency reproduction pod are just plain mean. Nobody enjoys having to deal with that. But of course there's something worse... The fitting room has been turned into a toilet. I cry for humanity.
2. You Recognise Every Quirky Regular Shopper
Every shop has its selection of regulars; the quirky ones who can be spotted a mile off. But there comes a point of shame when you realise you can recognise them before everyone else, and have even become chummy with Trevor, the one-legged man who wears a wig and caresses the jogging pants. Time to reevaluate.
1. Realising Youve Become Trapped
There's nothing sadder than realising you've spent seven years of your life working at a job that was just meant to last you through university. You've become one of the staff regulars; you take the fate of reduced t-shirts on your section extremely seriously. In short: you're stuck. RUN. SAVE YOURSELF! What else have you suffered through in the name of minimum wage and mastering the art of jumper-folding? Get it off your chest in the comments section below.
