25 Problems Only Men With Beards Will Understand
Or women with beards, but they probably have more problems all together...
Having a beard is a wonderful thing: being able to grow a sweet beard with a shiny and the thickness of a small forest should be a mark of true achievement. Back before someone who probably couldn't grow a beard decided that shaving off your naturally occuring animal mane was more hygienic and more fashionable (both utter garbage, by the way), men had beards and long hair and everything was simpler. You didn't see them complaining about the poor battery life of their iPhones, or about the traffic, did you? There's definitely a link. A beard is just as much of a calling as your career choice, and taking the plunge to add a permanent heating solution to your lips and chin will enrich your life in a significant number of ways. You will instantly become part of the bearded brethren - an unspoken community that shares appreciative nods - and you get the added bonus of being called a Bear. This means different things to different people, but all implications should be viewed as good. Unfortunately, beards aren't all plain sailing, and anyone planning to take the plunge, or commit long-term to their own face growth should run down this list of pains, gripes and grumbles that only the bearded folk of the world will ever understand...