25 Problems Only People From Morpeth Will Understand

4. Explaining Exactly Where It Is...

When someone from another area of the country, or the world for that matter, asks where you're from you instantly reply "Newcastle", right? No hesitation. This is because you can't be bothered to dig into your back pocket, take out your A-Z and articulate how Morpeth is roughly 15 miles north of The Toon and approximately five miles west of Ashington, "where the Charlton brothers were born, you know..."