There are a lot of 'He proposed!' pictures on Instagram; twinkly filtered shots of diamond rings and scenic backdrops. WTF. Hell, your love life consists of a long-standing relationship with Netflix and the occasional Tinder date. Most of which go badly because you can never stop talking about how much you fancy Draco Malfoy from Harry Potter. It's not your fault he's so good looking. The fact that most of your friends are in long-term relationships is also a reason to panic; you're sure you'll end up alone, in a mouldering flat surrounded by cats and dogs and no love life to speak of. You need to get your act together and begin a serious quest for the One.
I love Stephen King and music festivals; I eat my toast upside down; I daydream about getting married probably a bit too much; and I wish every day for a pet sausage dog puppy (who never materialises – sob).
