This dude looks like he's been dragged through about six hedges before being dumped in the strawberry sauce you put on ice cream. Funnily enough, he actually worked in a factory that made hedges and strawberry sauce. Go figure. He didn't really. He's probably just a Father Christmas who went to investigate different forms of hair dye after being sick of his white hair and beard. Even Santa has issues.
20. The Power Of Christ Compels You!
If there was ever a candidate to be in a revamp of The Exorcist, this man would be it. Apparently possessed by demons, the policeman must take drastic steps to purge the devil from the system of this convict. Pagan chanting, crucifixes and other religious paraphernalia optional.
19. Who's Been A Naughty Boy Then?
Remember when your ma/pa told you (way back when you were a wee whippersnapper) that your face would get stuck that way when you pulled a stupid face? This is what happened to this guy; he was caught in the act committing a cry and just got stuck. So much so that he's still doing that face on his mugshot.
Dan Curtis is approximately one-half videogame knowledge, and the other half inexplicable Geordie accent. He's also one quarter of the Factory Sealed Retro Gaming podcast.
