5 Kinds Of People You Always Meet At A Party

1. The Advocate

advocate2What They Are: The people that feel superior to you about nearly everything. It doesn't matter who you are or what you do, they will find a way to assert their superiority over you. Drive a fuel-conserving car? They drive a Prius. Buy meat from the store? They raise their own. Raise your own meat? Meat is murder! Oftentimes though, they will also try to get you to join a cause or an organization they're part of. A charity, whatever.
Threat? Not really, unless you somehow become the source of their undivided attention. At which point they become an aggressive, angry version of the Leech. How Do I Avoid Them? Ignore or casually agree with whatever they say. Under no circumstances should you offer an opposing viewpoint, and especially do not mention tuna. And that's it for the kinds of people you always meet at a party! Thoughts on this list, or know of other kinds we've missed? Sound off in the comments below!
 
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